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morning america." they are live in italy as american student amanda knox hopes for good news in her murder conviction appeal and we're always online at abcnews.com. see you back here tomorrow. >> dicky: tonight on an all new "jimmy kimmel live". >> jimmy: am i disappointed that no one got hit by a falling satellite this weekend? >> dicky: dana delany. >> exactly. that's mine too. >> dicky: erin andrews. >> it's a coonskin hat. >> dicky: and music from kelly rowland. >> if you're transgendered does it only tak
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>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about hilton garden inn's bizwords app, which right now is helping me get through this very boring meeting. >> guillermo: people, we need to get our ducks in a row, drill down and think outside the box. >> jimmy: while my boss drones on and on, i'm entering his corporate-speak into the bizwords app on my ipad. i can make challenges, come up with my own terms and compete with my friends and co-workers to see who gets promoted the fastest. hey, could i make a suggestion? >> guillermo: yes, kimmel. >> jimmy: i think this company needs to make more impactization
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to increase our deliverables and our snackables. >> guillermo kimmel is right! we need to impactizate our snackables! >> jimmy: and that's going in the bizwords app! >> dicky: want to play along? download bizwords by hilton garden inn for your iphone or ipad. it's free and will have you speaking success before guillermo learns to say "synergy." >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with erin andrews, music from kelly rowland and dana delany. ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy and i'm the host of the show. thank you very much for watching. thanks for joining me here and -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very kind. welcome, welcome to our visitors from near and far. am i the only one who was a little bit disappointed that nobody got hit by a falling satellite this weekend? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, you get all revved up and then nothing. this was the first -- this -- last weekend was the first official weekend of fall. it's hard to believe summer is over already. i'll tell you i'll always remember the summer when i went to tijuana and finally lost my virginity. gracias. here in l.a. we don't really have seasons. the only way we know it's autumn
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is when ryan seacrest's tips get a little frosty. for the rest of the country autumn is the time of the year when the leaves change color and the frees go bald so tonight to welcome the new season we rented a leaf blower and we asked some people out on the street to put it right in front of their mouths and here's how that went. ♪ ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: wow. that's -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tongue and the piece. almost. wouldn't make a great polydent commercial. tonight on "dancing with the stars," week two. 11 couples remain and of those i think about four of them can dance, but we'll -- i tell you, i remember a time when the only place you could see celebrities dancing badly was at larry king's wedding reception. ricki lake did very well tonight. ricki lake can really dance. she had the high score. hard to keep some of these celebrities straight. instead of their names we need to calling them by we're then the show. now dancing the cha-cha, george clooney's ex-girlfriend. here's -- doing the rumba, kim kardashian's brother.
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the most interesting dancer this year is chaz bono who had the lowest score of the night tonight but chaz bono's participation raises an interesting question. that is if you're transgendered does it only take one to tango? i don't think it does. this is a good question too. this is a photograph of chaz bono or there is i should say a photograph of chaz bono with his shirt off on the internet. somebody snapped it while chaz was on the lot of "dancing with the stars" last week. chaz bono used to be a woman. now he's a man. i was wondering if we'd be allowed to show him toless. this is the sort of thing i live for. a year ago we wouldn't have been. but it's an interesting decision for our standards and practices department. because he's legally a man now and on "dancing with the stars," which is also on abc, he's dancing with a female partner so will abc let us show a photo of
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a topless chaz bono? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: drum roll. and yes! wow! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looks great. give him six more weeks of danielsing. i promise he'll be a dead ringer for derek hough. tomorrow night another celebrity dancer will be ee limit natured and even worse forced to join us. president obama is here for a fund-raiser to promote his jobs bill. l.a. is a good place to do that because l.a. is the one place where getting drunk with your sisters on tv is considered to be a job. we create -- i did not know this -- more jobs in los angeles than any city in the country. eye jobs, nose job, boob jobs. we blow everyone else away.
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if blowing was a job, we would probably lead in that too. whenever the president is here in town the traffic is a nightmare even more than it usually is, but they shut down a bunch of streets. they made thousands of people late for jobs that they don't have. last night obama was in northern california where he met lady gaga and apparently they hit it off because he wound up giving her a ride home. unfortunately he lost her in the parking garage. meanwhile, while obama is out collecting campaign money his potential rivals from the gop are battling it out. over the weekend they had a straw poll in florida and the winner of the straw poll, not mitt romney, not rick perry, the two front-runners, former godfather's ceo won it. rick perry placed second with only 15%. which means this man to everyone's surprise could turn out to be the republican nominee for president.
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>> hello, i'm herman cain. i am not a politician. i am a problem solver. it's about growth. the liberals, they have an objective, destroy america and the administration has simply been putting all of this money in the caboose. it's going to be our grandkids that they'll throw off the bridge. that's how we get things done. that's why we keep kicking the can down the road. i believe in the chilean model, 999, 999, 9999, 999, 999. >> stupid people are ruining america. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm flighted that herman cain is doing well. it seems like it will be a lot of fun for me. they say he's gaining popularity because his message and simple and resonates in a commonsense way. his focus is right on. even his campaign ads, they don't come on too strong. they don't try to scare you and the message they send is
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positive for once. >> unemployment, deficits, economic decline, america is a failing nation and there's nothing we can do about it. so might as well eat pizza. pizza is delicious and can help take americans' minds off our inevitable decline and fall. and if i'm president, i'll borrow a trillion more dollars from china and spend it all on delicious free pizza. one final pizza blowout. what do you say, america? herman cain. let's just give up and order pizza. >> paid for by pepperoni. [ applause ] >> jimmy: a good slogan. better than a chicken in every pot. that's for sure. this is from a postgame press conference where a soccer play that scored the winning goal for his team, not only does he play hard, based on the amount of moisture that accumulates on his body, he interviews hard too.
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[ speaking a foreign language ] >> jimmy: he ended up drowning everyone in the room. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think that's the first wet t-shirt contest i've seen without any water at all. in less traditional sports news there is a show called "hillbilly hand fishin'" which hillbillys fish with their arm, no rod, no bait. just arm and fist and they jam it in the mouth of the fish. last night a woman named nanette went look for catfish and in doing so provided us with our n unintentional joke of the day. >> when i realized how big it was, it scared the dickens out of me. >> oh, my god.
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>> jimmy: hillbilly hot dog is what that was. some major news from the world of literature. former governor arnold schwarzenegger is planning to write the story of his life. a memoir will come out next year, this time he faces his toughest opponent yet, the english language. the autobiography is tentatively titled "total recall: my ununbelievabun unbelievable true life story." will be the most entertaining audio book ever. we managed to get our hands on an advanced copy and to save you the 22 bucks it would cost to buy it, here's a condensed version of the arnold book from beginning to end. >> i was a body builder. i was the champion.
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then i made movies. it was fun. then i was the governor. that was fun too. then i had sex with the housekeeper. she had a baby. oops. i have muscles. the end. i'll be back. >> jimmy: doubles as a shake weight too. and one more thing. you know, bush has a new album out right now. the band, not the president. it's -- it's called "the sea of memories" and i learned something interesting. gavin has been working on a passion project kind of behind the scenes. i saw this on "extra" tonight. thought it was interesting. ♪ extra extra >> now to hollywood to catch up with bush hunk, gavin rossdale. >> i have been infatuated with game shows since i was a kid. a lot of inspiration there for me. but no one could hold a skinny
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microphone like jean rayburn did on "match game." when i approached "the price is right" with my idea, they accepted and we were both ecstatic. >> come on down. >> come on down. ♪ come on down come on down ♪ whoa it makes you come down on "the price is right ♪ >> well then after that hit, other game shows came calling. ♪ breathe in breathe out ♪ breathe in ♪ better phone a friend better phone a friend phone a fend phone a friend ♪ how can you know the grand canyon state? it's [ bleep ] arizona ♪ then i got the call i dreamed of "jeopardy."
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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program, a woman on whom i bet a thousand dollars to win "dancing with the stars" last year. she is here tonight i hope to give me my money back from "college gameday" on espn, erin andrews will be with us. and then with music from this, her latest album called "here i am," kelly rowland from the bud light outdoor stage.
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tomorrow night eva longoria will be here with us. the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars," and hear music from glen campbell. and later this week -- mark wahlberg, jessica capshaw, seth macfarlane, the creators of "south park" and "the book of mormon," matt and trey. and we'll have music from givers and seth macfarlane is going to sing too. he does that from time to time. [ applause ] >> jimmy: after bravely serving our country both on the bloody sands of "china beach," and the bloody driveways of wisteria lane, our first guest has found relative calm as medical examiner dr. megan hunt on "body of proof." you can watch season two tuesdays here on abc at 10:00. please say hello to dana delany. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i heard you got up very early this morning. >> i did. >> jimmy: so you're back to work. >> yes, long days. >> jimmy: did you have fun this summer? do you do anything good?
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>> i wish i could say -- >> jimmy: can you even remember? >> no, i had mold in my house and i had to fix my house. that was fun but it's all gone. >> jimmy: that's good. i know you did something productive. >> i did. >> jimmy: oh, you have it. this is "the new york times" sunday crossword puzzle from "the new york times." that's disgusting is the title. you can see the writers of this are dana delany and matt ginsberg. [ applause ] you wrote a crossword puzzle. >> i co-created one. i'm a verbalist now. i've been doing the crossword puzzle for a long time. my mom did it. i discovered it was a great thing on the set because you could be doing this and nobody would talk to you. >> jimmy: good way to be anti-social. >> keep concentrating and didn't take you out of your work too much. >> jimmy: got you. >> when i was doing promotion of "body of proof" last spring, josh radner who is on "how i met
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your mother" said he did one for "the new york times." i said i want to do that and you write your experience of doing the puzzle. i wrote about my experience. one of the few mistakes in "the new york times" crossword puzzle because the clue was star of "china beach" and it was delaney and my name is spelled d-e d-e-l-a-n-y and they spelled it d-e-l-a d-e-l-a-n- d-e-l-a- d-e-l-a-n-e-y. i said this is unbelievable. "the new york times" doesn't get it wrong. >> jimmy: that led to them -- >> i huge big thing. they had to make a retraction. >> jimmy: how do you do it?
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do they have those like colorful letters on the refrigerator you do at home and put them together or -- >> no, it's -- i kind of -- i'm glad i did it but i sort of feel like i've been to the sausage factory now. and i don't really want to eat the sausage. no, i just -- crossword puzzles to me are fun. it's my escape. it's where i can just sort of zone out. >> jimmy: sausage to me is fun. >> funny. it's mine too. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's disgusting. they have a whole thing where you can do it with computers. all very high tech now. if you seen the documentary "word play." some -- but matt ginsberg is a computer genius and created one of the programs that they use and so the grid can be done by
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computer. i'm not sure it was him but someone created a program where you can put in the word and then you can find out when it was last used in "the new york times," how many times it was used what clues were given, so -- >> jimmy: i guess they would need that. you don't want the same thing coming up over and over again. >> i guess. it started to feel like, this is homework. >> jimmy: you're saying making crossword puzzles wasn't that much fun. this is shocking. >> well, no, it is. it was a huge honor but i got to tell you, now i know i would ratheren solving the puzzle than creating one. >> jimmy: yeah, definitely. >> and leave it to the specialists. >> jimmy: and the specialists embraced your ideas with open arms. >> it was very democratic. it was. it was sometimes his idea. sometimes mine then will short is the god, "the new york times" crossword puzzle. he changes what he doesn't like so in the end it's his word. >> jimmy: i got you. >> the weird thing is i got calls from people out of the blue i didn't know you did this. it was very impressive and then matt wrote me an e-mail saying,
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well, you know, you haven't really made it until you've been slammed, gotten a bad review of your crossword puzzle. >> jimmy: you got bad reviews for a crossword puzzle. >> yes, there is a blog called rex parker does "the new york times" crossword puzzle which i read, it's really great. >> jimmy: yeah, sounds good. >> and he -- >> jimmy: sounds really great. >> you'd be surprised. >> jimmy: rex is pretty while, i'm guessing. rex parker. >> friend nerds. >> jimmy: is that even his real name? >> yes. >> jimmy: rex parker. rex said something nasty. >> i e-mailed matt back. i said, matt, i don't read my reviews of my acting. i'm not going to start reading bad reviews of my crossword pusles. >> jimmy: i don't blame matt for that. >> it's like my mother. >> jimmy: watch out for people who are excited to tell you bad things. >> i agree.
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>> jimmy: so your relationship with magnitude is done, i hope. and with words in general, probably. >> no, i'm still doing the crossword puzzle. >> jimmy: you've been tweeting a lot lately. >> it's a little addictive. >> jimmy: i think it is. you tweeted a photograph of an african gaboon viper. >> yes. >> jimmy: they need the word gaboon in there to make it scarier. how big is that. >> that was a baby but it can get huge. >> jimmy: how big do they get? >> really, really big. i think like gigantic. >> jimmy: and this is what they do. this was on the show with you. >> yes, now, you like snake, right? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i love them. >> as much as you like sausage. >> jimmy: make. [ applause ] >> i kind of have a love/hate thing. always go to vipertoriums.
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i think that's the wrong word. >> jimmy: made that one up. >> they're kind of creepy but you kind of like to be creeped out by them. >> jimmy: i feel like god has put a natural fear of snakes into us for some good reason. >> yes. >> jimmy: and that reason is that they bite. >> the garden of eden. very primal and physical, yes, you're right. >> jimmy: but you work with the snakes. >> yes, it was a scene where it was part of a plot, you know, somebody had been bitten by a snake and got the snake and hi to get a long swab and swab the snake, you know. >> jimmy: from the inside. >> no, not in the mouth but in -- get something off the snake itself and first i was like the longest swab possible and then i started to really get into it and by the end of it i was like poking the snake, i was really cruel to the snake. but it liked it because it was making these giggling noises. >> jimmy: i don't think snakes giggle.
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>> it was giggling. it was going -- [ making snake noises] >> jimmy: are you sure it wasn't a mouse inside the snake making these noises. >> it was liking it. >> jimmy: really. >> like i was scratching his back. >> jimmy: would you ever own a snake. >> i would be worried it would get out and get in my bed. wouldn't it -- yeah, that would scare me. >> jimmy: not be a good thing but the snake was a good co-star. there was a snake wrangler. >> a guy from "snakes on the plane." >> jimmy: really. it was samuel jackson? holy -- >> sidebar now. >> jimmy: i had no idea. we're going to take a quick break. dana delany is with us. "body of proof" tomorrow night right here on abc at 10:00. we'll be right back. [ toilet flushes ] i come in peace... i come in peace.
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>> just tell me what the job requirements are. >> picking up and unloading bodies. it takes a certain personality. >> uh-huh. how exactly do you get prior experience -- >> is this from the julia lobe exam? >> i thought you were off the case. >> i am not off the case until i find out who shot that woman. >> okay, i think i'll go check on her blood tox. >> i'm just your bitch, respect
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i? >> stop pretending that you don't like it. >> jimmy: the show tomorrow at 10:00 here on abc. you work with a lot of dead people on the show. >> i do. >> jimmy: are they -- these real humans or just boring arc. >> they are alive. >> jimmy: they are alive. >> stomach are stunt people who are really good at it because they're used to -- their bodies being in good positions. >> jimmy: just laying this. >> they're cooperative. let's say that. often we look at an extra to be a dead person and doesn't work out so well. >> jimmy: why? >> they're not used to being touched and i treat them like dead people. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> so i'm going all over their face and in their hair and touching things. >> jimmy: that's what you do with dead people. >> yes. we had a guy this week who was a big handsome man and pulled him off the lot because he was big and he kept opening his eyes. he kept -- like i was trying to
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open his shirt answer he was helping me. no, let me, you're dead. he was just kind of freaked out to be touched, you know and then we had another guy who was so relaxed he started snoring. and i swear like this -- he was ruining the take. >> jimmy: just like what you did with the snake. >> yes, i poke people. >> jimmy: speaking of twitter i want to mention went through it, you had in four months' time 12 references to drinking rose while tweeting. >> people in the audience know this, my danimals, my twitter followers. i work 15-hour days like i was up at 4:00 a.m., tonight i'll have to learn seven pages of dialogue, i have a little glass of rose. i need a little reward at the end of the day. >> jimmy: does that help you remember the stuff. >> well, actually what tends to happen i'll have a little glass
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and say i just need to relax and then i'll get like halfway through my lines and go, oh, my god, i have to say that word? i'm screwed because i've already had my glass of wine. >> jimmy: or various medical terms. >> how will i learn that. >> jimmy: do you know what they mean. >> i do so i look them up on my ipad. thank god for the ipad and google. >> jimmy: you don't have a doctor you can call at all times? >> i do but i try to learn it myself but yes, i do. >> jimmy: so you really know this stuff so you could potentially bring a dead person back to life if you needed to. i heard you shot a movie with 50 cent. >> i did. >> jimmy: when? >> june in new orleans called "freelancers with fitty and de niro. >> jimmy: anyone killed. >> a few people are killed in that. >> jimmy: do you call him hitty. >> i wasn't sure. when he's acting you can call
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him curtis. his name is jackson and i called him curtis and that devolved to fitty at the end. >> jimmy: did you feel dumb -- >> i felt like a white girl from connecticut calling him fitty. >> jimmy: i have problem with that. >> he said where are you from. i'm from connecticut. he said aisle from connecticut. you are? yeah, i bought mike tyson's pad. >> jimmy: he did. tiger and all, i think. that's fantastic. great to see you. congratulations on the success of the show. "body of proof," tuesday nights at 10:00 on abc. delanye. everybody we'll be right back with erin andrews. [ cheers and applause ] in a world where steel is king and 8-foot robots rule the ring, the last thing you want to be is late.
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[ applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. still to come, kelly rowland will be with us. our next guest is the reason men watch college football. we really don't even care about the game. she is a contributor to "good morning america," and co-host of "college gameday" on espn. please welcome erin andrews. [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you. >> jimmy: you look fantastic.
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>> you look fantastic. >> jimmy: you brought me a gift. >> of course, i did. first thank you for -- this is for the money you lost. >> jimmy: you think i was kidding. i bet $1,000 on you to win. >> and i remember saying to you is that all i'm worth but you were like how do you explain it to me. i don't get it. >> jimmy: i didn't buy you for a thousand dollars. i bet a thousand dollars on you. >> right. >> jimmy: i'm not saying it was your fault. i believe you were sleighted. >> how do you think i was sli t slighted. >> jimmy: honestly i think there's a bias against attractive women on the show. >> nicole scherzinger won. >> jimmy: truth be told she was a professional dancer and shouldn't have been allowed in. the nicole was probably the best dancer ever in the history of "dancing with the stars." >> i'm sorry, did you see my averagen teen tango.
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i jumped off the stage. >> jimmy: i bet on you. what more do you want from me. >> thank you. now i went to west virginia this weekend. lovely place. have you been. >> jimmy: i'm not but i don't believe you when you say lovely. >> it's a fun time. we did lsu, now number one lsu. you're wearing purple but -- you're not from texas, beat them but i wanted to bring you something and i actually wore this on "sports center" and i know you love animals. it's a coonskin hat. >> jimmy: oh, my god. is this real. >> i don't think so. but it looked fabulous on and i wore it for "sportscenter" so i think you should try it. >> jimmy: these are not the real eyes. it seems like it might be real. >> how does it smell. you look good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i like it. >> let me see how you look. >> jimmy: what if i made this -- if this became my thing like i become the new daniel boon or i
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wear this all the time. >> i want to look at you -- i think you look amazing and i'm proud of you because you're crazy about animals, not so much. >>. >> jimmy: this is not alive. if it was -- >> the eyes and whiskers. >> jimmy: if you had like a 3-year-old kid this would be a great thing to wear and wake him up in the middle of the night with. yah! >> you look great. >> jimmy: thank you for that i feel like i'm a man with a pony tail. >> i know what that's like. >> jimmy: it will pull my toupee off if i do otherwise. when you were in west virginia i would imagine -- >> yes. >> jimmy: i'll take it off. when you're in west virginia, they -- let's be honest, not a tremendous amount goes on in west virginia. they must be very excited to see you. >> we had a good time. we had a very good time this weekend. i went to the university of florida and i was never a sweetheart for a tra fernts and sae took care of me. they made me breakfast. brought me flowers.
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>> jimmy: what did they take you. >> it was a couple hours' old. >> jimmy: did you eat it? >> no, i was full. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. you don't eat things that a fraternity cook for you. >> i appreciate it. it was adorable. >> jimmy: afterwards you get facebook pictures of what he did to the food before they sent it off. >> i understand that so i left it alone then they make you signs so you know "college gameday." everybody comes out early. check it out at 9:00 a.m. espn, hello. they make us all signs. my favorite sign -- >> jimmy: they occasionally make signs for the other guy. this is unbelievable. this is -- i'm guessing these boys are related. >> look at the middle. >> jimmy: legal to marry erin in five years. >> in 11 years. in two years i would think in west virginia they'd all be legal to marry right now if they wanted to, right? >> my buddy said first, second
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and third divorcee and i walked outside, you know, to be on the set and their parents were standing there so proud like obviously they helped them with this. look at our sign. look at our sign. >> jimmy: kids don't come up with stuff like that. >> i think the middle did. the middle was feeling it but on their best behavior in west virginia. i don't know if you know much about it, west virginia and their school is very, very strict on them. burning couches is kind of the thing that they do there. did you know that. >> jimmy: to celebrate gameday they set couches on fire. >> i think to sell bait any game. wasn't the fact they were there but this is what they do so the school wanted everyone to be on their best behavior which they were and we appreciated it but said s.t.a.r.t.ing monday all furniture inside or it was a felony. >> jimmy: what. >> yes. >> jimmy: what kind of city makes you put the furniture on the inside of the house. >> well, yeah, the other great part which we thoroughly appreciated. all these cameras around "college gameday" a couple games
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ago someone got a nasty mess on an their sign and if you turn in all your vulgar t-shirts you're going to get $20 gift certificate. >> jimmy: like a gun exchange program. did anyone set couches on fire. >> not in the party i was with. >> jimmy: very disappointing. >> well, they lost. >> jimmy: i guess you don't want to burn furniture when you lose. >> yeah. apparently they do that though. >> jimmy: i hear you're working with some -- you're trying to get women to go to games. >> yes, with stub hub. you know, guys aren't the only ones that love college -- chicks know college football as well, especially women in the south. they know their college football so they're doing a program called "girls night out" you go to stubhub.com and it's the game that stub hub is highlighting. proceeds go to t.a.p.s., a charity program i've partnered with. >> jimmy: if you're single and want to meet fellas. >> one, two, three.
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>> jimmy: thank you for being here. "college gameday" saturdays at 9:00 a.m. back with kelly rowland. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: this is her new album. it's called "here i am." the song is called "lay it on me." here with some help from big sean, kelly rowland. >> everybody say yes. say yes. ♪ lay it on me baby lay it on me oh lay it on me lay it on me ♪ ♪ baby lay it on me oh lay it on me ♪ ♪ what time do you get off i wanna see you tonight ♪ ♪ what time would you be here i wanna hold you tonight ♪ ♪ i wanna just kiss you now i wanna just touch you now i wanna just give you all my love tonight ♪ ♪ and tell 'em you'll be here in the morning oh no ♪ ♪ and tell your little friends that you're rolling
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solo tonight boy make my body go oh lay it on me ♪ ♪ lay it on me baby lay it on me oh lay it on me lay it on me ♪ ♪ lay it on me baby lay it on me oh lay it on me lay it on me ♪ ♪ put it down on me put your hands on my body ♪ ♪ lay it on me baby lay it on me oh lay it on me lay it on me ♪ ♪ i don't mind i can wait up cause i'mma enjoy the ride and i know when you show up i'mma be satisfied ♪ ♪ so come come lay me down one more time around boy just get me all that love tonight ♪ ♪ and tell your little friends that you're rolling solo tonight boy make my body go oh lay it on me ♪ ♪ lay it on me baby lay it on me oh lay it on me
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lay it on me ♪ ♪ lay it on me put it down on me oh put your hands on my body lay it on me baby ♪ ♪ lay it on me now now lay it on me everybody lay it down down down lay it down down down down lay it down down down down oh oh ♪ >> everybody in the back say -- ♪ lay it down down down down lay it down down down down lay it down down down down oh oh ♪ ♪ lay it down ♪ the king of the californian kings you gotta call me sir watch me lay it down ♪ ♪ and i ain't even tired what ♪ ♪ puttin' work in and i ain't even hired hittin' high notes ♪ ♪ neighbors thought you joined the choir ♪ ♪ she drop it then
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wobbled it cuz she know that i'm liking it ♪ ♪ turn my lap into a chauffeur for i spend all day just ridin' it ♪ ♪ tryin' clone that just to have a ménage with it just a red light special but i swear ♪ ♪ ain't no stopping this ♪ yellin' go sean go go so shorty bring it back call my -- curiosity cause it killed the cat ♪ ♪ and satisfaction brought it back girl it's your world i'm just chillin on the map ♪ ♪ lay it on me baby lay it on me oh lay it on me lay it on me ♪ ♪ lay it on me baby lay it on me oh lay it on me lay it on me ♪ ♪ lay it on me baby lay it on me oh lay it on me lay it on me ♪ ♪ put it down on me put your hands on my body ♪ ♪ lay it on me baby lay it on me oh lay it on me lay it on me ♪ ♪ lay it on me baby lay it on me oh lay it on me lay it on me ♪ ♪ lay it on me put it down on me oh put your hands on my body ♪ ♪ lay it on me baby lay it on me now now lay it on me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank

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